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You Might Be a Liberal If…

October 24, 2012 at 8:00 AM 5 comments

1. You constantly complain that FOX News lies, yet they appear to be the only ones who have any semblance of truth in their reports.
2. You “know” that all other news sources besides FOX News only present the truth.
3. You believe that the three moderators for the three presidential debates completely hid any bias they may have had in favor of Mr. Obama.
4. You actually believe that people who do not want to vote for Mr. Obama are racists.
5. You think people like Chris Matthews, Ed Schultz, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Jay Carney, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz and others like them never tell lies.
6. You believe that Mr. Obama is being unfairly attacked because he is black.
7. You believe everything that Jay Carney says without question.
8. You can follow (without difficulty) the foibles, turns, and twists in the narrative as explained by the Obama White House.
9. You believe Mr. Obama is the best thing that ever happened to America.
10. You don’t care that he broke all of his promises to the American people when he ran for office leading up to the 2008 election.
11. You think Mr. Obama’s “plan for America” actually means kick starting and growing the economy.
12. You believe when Mr. Obama says America has become more in control of our own energy, that shutting down coal mines means the same thing.
13. You believe that the reason the Obama administration took seven hours to act when they learned of the Benghazi attacks was because Mr. Obama was trying to make a reasoned decision.
14. You don’t believe there is such a thing as a “wag the dog” scenario with politicians.
15. You believe that race relations have improved under Mr. Obama.
16. You DON’T believe that the Muslim Brotherhood has actually infiltrated the White House and is making policy decisions.
17. You DO believe that the Muslim Brotherhood has actually infiltrated the White House and is making policy decisions, but that’s a good thing as far as your concerned.
18. The taxpayers SHOULD be footing the bill for someone to walk the Obama’s dog, to the tune of $100,000 per year.
19. You do not believe the Obamas have had enough vacations.  You think they deserve more.
20. You believe the only ones who lie are part of the GOP.
21. You think that when Mr. Obama accuses Mr. Romney of lying, you don’t need to fact check.  You believe Mr. Obama.
22. You believe that Mr. Obama could read names out of the phone book and you would swoon.
23. You do not believe that the American people have a right to know anything about Mr. Obama’s past (like his college transcripts), though you DO believe Mr. Obama has the right to insist on seeing the details of other candidates like Romney.
24. You believe Harry Reid’s claim that Romney didn’t pay taxes over the past twelve years, in spite of a signed letter by his accounting firm that says he did and the fact that he released two years’ worth of taxes.
25. You don’t believe Mr. Obama needs to release his tax returns.  He’s the president and can do what he wants.
26. You don’t believe that Mr. Obama needs to work with Congress.  That’s what executive orders are for…
27. You think a tremendous uptick in people on Welfare is a good thing for the American economy.
28. You believe every homeless person should have an Obama phone.
29. You believe that Mr. Obama single-handedly improved public education in less than four years during his first term.
30. You believe that it is perfectly fine for the Obama White House to lie to the American people.  After all, it’s not our business.
31. You believe that the ring Mr. Obama has been wearing for over 30 years that says “There is no god but Allah” proves that he is a Christian.  Allah, Jehovah, they’re both the same.
32. You believe that the charges that Mr. Obama is gay are from the extreme right in order to defame his pristine character.
33. You believe when Mr. Obama has stated he will stand with Muslims, he does this because we all know radical Muslims are peace-loving and hate violence.  Someone has to protect them.
34. You believe that Mr. Obama will actually begin working on fixing America’s nearly unfixable economy when he is re-elected.
35. You believe that when Mr. Obama said to Medvedev that he (Obama) will have more flexibility after the election, he meant that he was going to exercise more and start doing Pilates.
36. You believe that Mr. Obama has this country’s best interests at heart in spite of the growing unemployment, tremendous debt, lack of jobs, and he seems to have no clue about foreign policy.
37. You believe that Mr. Obama is correct in ignoring Israel since they are the ones causing the problems in the Middle East.
38. You believe that if guns were banned, there would be no gun crime and that even criminals would no longer be able to obtain guns.
39. You believe that there is no earthly reason for owning a gun.
40. You believe we have won or are winning the war on drugs.
41. You believe that higher taxes translates to better living conditions for all Americans.
42. You believe that when Mr. Obama promised NOT to raise taxes on anyone earning less than $250k per year, that was only a ball park figure, give or take $200,000 dollars.
43. You believe, like Mr. Obama, that the massacre at Ft. Hood was just “workplace violence” and had nothing to do with terrorism, in spite of the fact that the perpetrator is Muslim and was yelling “Allahu Akbar!” as he fired his weapons.  He was simply coughing and it merely sounded like a terrorist praising Allah.
44. You believe that it is right that the Ft. Hood perpetrator continues to receive full pay while sitting in a jail cell awaiting trial.
45. You believe that Mr. Obama was correct in banning the word “terrorist” and the phrase “war on terror.”  It simply serves to incite.
46. You believe, like Mr. Obama, that Al Qaeda has been virtually splintered into nearly nothing.
47. You believe that Iran would never attack Israel.
48. You believe that Iran only wants to go nuclear for energy purposes.
49. You believe that in spite of the fact that women in Mr. Obama’s administration receive LESS pay than their male counterparts, Mr. Obama is actually concerned and fighting for women’s rights.
50. You believe, like Mr. AND Mrs. Obama, that partial-birth abortions are fine.  That’s where a baby is taken alive from the womb and then killed.
51. You believe more people should be on Welfare.  It’s their right.
52. You believe every time Romney speaks, he lies.
53. You believe it is perfectly fine for Mr. Obama to continue to blame Bush for the problems this country faces.
54. You believe Mr. Obama had absolutely no choice but to add nearly $6 TRILLION dollars to the national debt.  He had to spend money to dig us out of the hole that Bush made.
55. You believe that Mr. Obama is an authentic Christian.  He attended Jeremiah Wright’s (Black Liberal Theology/Dominionist) Church for twenty years.  What more needs to be said?
56. You believe that George Zimmerman is guilty of 2nd degree murder.
57. You believe that the best is yet to come for America with a second term of Barack Obama.
58. You believed him when he swore under oath (when he became Senator Obama) that he never had another name…like Barry Sotero.
59. You believed him when he swore to uphold the Constitution of the United States of America and you believe that this is exactly what he is doing.
60. You believe that people who constantly refer to our founding documents are right-wing extremists and should be jailed.
61. You believe that Mr. Obama has not been influenced by Muslims and Sharia law.
62. You believe that it is fine that Mr. Obama has at least three Social Security numbers and that one of them was issued in Connecticut, a state in which he never lived or worked.
63. You believe that Romney is simply saying things to become elected, something Mr. Obama never did or would never do.
64. You believe that Romney is going to appoint Mormons to his cabinet and make Mormonism the state religion of America.
65. You are concerned about having a Mormon president, even though Mrs. Reagan used the services of astrologers and psychics.  That’s fine and proves she was actually a Christian.
66. You believe Mr. Obama’s lies about Romney without equivocation.  After all, if they were lies, Mr. Obama would not say them.
67. You believe Mr. Obama really likes and respects Netanyahu and the news (FOX) is simply lying about their strained relationship.
68. You believe that the 38 Democrats who wrote a letter to Mr. Obama urging him to repair the relationship with Netanyahu were misinformed…by FOX News.  The relationship is fine.
69. You believe that Mrs. Obama has every right to fly to Spain or anywhere else she wants to go with her entourage and extended family and you also believe that instead of flying with Mr. Obama on Air Force One, it is perfectly fine for her to take another plane, doubling the cost to taxpayers.

…and the 70th reason that you might be a liberal is that you actually believe Mr. Obama was born in the United States of America in spite of the fact that every birth-related document he has produced has been proven to be a forgery.

More to come.  Stay tuned.

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